Mia: Dad, you aren’t afraid of anything are you?
Me: Not really.
Mia: Then you can never be brave, because to be brave you have to overcome your fears.
You are going to think I’m totally twisted, but I love the Rickroll song.
I was quiet at first, but then the shy flower blossomed.
Mom is playing the Sims? I don’t know how to put this, but that is just so wrong.
Dad, walking into Mia’s room and seeing her looking at him: “Good morning, Mia.”
Mia: “Shhh. I’m dreaming.”
A toast to Chinese culture!
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Mia, upon taking a bite from her Chinese dinner
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Mia: Whoa, is that an abandoned asylum?
Mom: No. That’s a school.
Mia: Well, it looks like an asylum.
Let me tell you about my dream. It’s really weird and really epic.
Robots can never be smarter than humans, because the humans created the robots.
I must have run out of funny fuel.
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Mia, on why she hasn’t said anything funny lately
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